High On Android Show – iHate Patent Trolls! [iTROLL ALERT]

AHHH I JUST GOT THIS IN THE MAIL NOOOOOOOO!!!!

I didn’t hate Apple before I just loved Android more but NOW? I REALLY HATE APPLE! DON’T TOUCH MY PHONES GODDAMMIT!

It’s time to stand up for our rights.

Here’s some facts about Apple.

Apple did not make their partner Foxconn factories better until the media reported suicides.

Apple did not make a single dime contribution to charity until Febuary of this year until media reported how Apple did not make charitable donations

Apple did not invent touchscreen nor multi-touch devices.

Apple did not invent the code that brings up the dialer when you tap on a phone number.

Maybe they patent it it first but definitely that’s a grey area, it’s not magical nor innovative to patent something stupid as swipe to unlock.

However, Face Unlock is definitely worthy of patent, that’s innovation.

Apple did not invent iOS, it’s based off unix.

Apple did not design a new iPhone for 2 years.

It’s most likely Apple’s new iPhone will “steal” Android’s designs like the numerous 4.3 to 5.3 inch devices on Android.

Apple did make misleading commercials when iPhone first came out. I remember watching commercials showing how “fast” iPhone is when in reality, everything lagged on AT&T’s 3G network couple with dropped calls. I knew right away then Apple’s aggresive marketing wouldn’t last forever, people will eventually buy something more “honest”.

BUT Apple did lose major market share of the world smartphone market because they rather spend more time suing then innovating.

Apple did start a flaming patent war with Samsung, HTC, and many other companies that make Android.

Apple likes to stab its partners in the back.

Apple is like your worst nightmare, planning every little dirty trick in the lawbook to slow you down.

Apple did stop the free market from being a really free by stopping shipments of HTC One X smartphones at the customs.

Apple did prove itself to be a horrible, selfish company that only cares about themselves.

It’s time to stop Apple from ruining capitalism.

It’s time to tell Apple patent trolling is not a good idea.

It’s time to say something to Apple.

It’s time to be innovative and let the tech companies spend more time developing not suing each other.

Everyone has a choice to buy what they want. But don’t let Apple take control over government laws.

This is getting out of hand.

I am just tired of these idiots calling themselves “Mac Geniuses”.

In short, as a wise young man named Steve Jobs said, “Good artists copy, and great artists steal.”

Apple stabs you in the back.

Apple wants your money.

Apple wants control over your phone you already paid $500-600 for.

Apple is simply rotten and evil.

It’s time to Boycott Apple.

It’s time for our voices to be heard.

I know a ton of people who are switching to Android from Apple.

I don’t know that many who are switching to Apple from Android.

I hate Apple facebook page has 21,136 likes.

I hate Android facebook page has 164 likes.

More People hate Apple.

Very few hate Android.

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6 Responses

  1. Alan Juliber says:

    I have the EVO 4G, and now Sprint is switching to LTE, and the 4G phone won’t work on that system. So I have a 4G paperweight. Sprint promised me 4G service in my area 6 months, tops, after I bought it. I’m pissed at Sprint for doing that to me. Never lie to your customers, you never know how far the news will spread.I want them to swap my phone for the new LTE, and they won’t. So my contract ends in September, time to switch to Verizon, or ATT, who both have 4G LTE in my area. If I stay with sprint, I will wait for the Windows phone to be 4g LTE..

    • Joe Zeiss says:

      I too have a 4G paperweight, have been grouching at Sprint for almost 2 years about it. I mail customer service about it every 4-6 months. I think all Evo 4G users who got stuck with a “promise” should write in to customer service and demand compensation or free upgrade to LTE capable phones. Another horrible marketing move by Sprint

  2. NICKO the Greek says:

    Keep spreading the good word brother fuck iphone they suck baseball bats lol but hey I want to get really good a rooting phones hit my email up so you can help me android is the best. I have a iphone 4 s and a evo 3d and I love my evo 3d and just like my iphone 4s but now I’m boycotting iphone keep up the good work bro hit me back if you can help

  3. Michael Fleming says:

    You tell em Max! Apple’s business model and phones suck. I’d like to say I will join you in this boycott, but as I never planned to buy an Idevice anyway I suppose it’s moot. I’m just cancelling out an iFool who will purcase one in ever color when the 5 comes out. Keep up the good work Max, and “stay high on Android!”.

  4. David says:

    The best Is and I’m sure I’m not the only one who gets a warm fuzzy feeling , knowing that apple pays Motorola for use on the radio for the iphone, Cuz cellular was invented by Motorola they patent It apple pays dearly, look how bad they wanted to stop paying google for maps, so they released a untested piece just to avoid pay that royalty. But in the end google lets apple participate in the phone world…remember who bought Motorola mobility. Cant google just not allow apple to use the radio patent anymore and make them developr there Own. With all the hand outs apple has received.. Microsoft…Disney….Motorola you think they would be a little less “I’ll soo you” and a little more “yes sir I’m sorry, thank you”, apple is shiT product, I’ve boycotted them since ’84 The only reason they survived this long is jobs could sell ice to Eskimos, h he been peddling shit for years, just calling it apple, without him around there is no one Convincing to tell you that piece on your hand is amazing, and now once the final products he touched leave the markets, and the next gen apple redefines it self people will see what had always been apparent to me. Apple vs Android is like the c choice of Lamborghini or a Lamborghini kit car you wasn’t the look of a Lamborghini by the apple, you want the Lamborghini, invest in the Android. Apple is the socialist of software Telling you what you want, Android is the free market..the republic letting you have it all. Except a unlocked boot loader. Booty loader is the Second Amendment, some phones its unlocked, Arizona, Texas no restrictions, some phones you can unlock, Nevada concealed carry permit, and assault rifle permit available. And some motorola phone and all apple phone have a locked Bootloader and unavailable, they would be the Europeans, even the cops don’t have guns, sorry for the rant…loss of freedoms been in my mind, freedom to say what i want..patriotically gone, travel unrestricted, tsa removed. do what i want in my own home without bothering any one else . Can’t ingest certain substances, our load custom kernels, thanks drug war apple and Motorola. Some one once said, i don’t know who anymore. Those who believe they are free, ate often the most enslaved.. Think about it,

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